How To Write Unmaintainable Code

Ensure a job for life ;-)
This is in on every programmers MUST read list, totally hilarious :D http://thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html

I am living in Denmark and I see very often variable names written in Danish so I was discussing with my friend JODE that perhaps we should start to name our variables in Finnish just to make code even more intresting to bebug.